- Las Vegas
- Detroit
- The Hood
- Your Dorm
- Atlanta
- San Diego
Cushzilla presents: A Sleepover Party For Dudes
We present you with the following report. Click on the shocking photos below at your own risk.
Four dudes gather in full Cushzilla gear to conspire their day’s events.
Hot chick with pizza arrives. Score.
Panic ensues as the Cushzilla brotherhood (Cushibros) realize all the pizza has been consumed, fights break out.
A blood-curdling shriek signifying Cushzilla brotherhood rips through the neighborhood
Intoxicated by their own fervor, the four conspirators engage in air guitar, air boxing, stationary basketball, and searching for a contact lens.
A fifth participant employs his Cushzilla to determine optimum temperature, wind direction and barometric pressure before signaling others to join in outside fun
An audio recording of this moment was rendered inaudible due to either the scraping of a hockey stick against concrete or a severely asthmatic neighbor.
Things heat up and one challenges another to a fight while bare-knuckled with one foot ensnared in a hammock.
Tensions eased when a quick-thinking participant demonstrates his ability to levitate a basketball.
After turning his powers of levitation upon himself, the others immediately ask to join in and the gathering spent the next several minutes in mid-air.
The effects lasted longer for some as demonstrated by these awkward attempts at swimming.
The men take a moment and send a special message to satellite surveillance.
MmmmMarshmallows!!!
The Cushibros head off to enjoy some surfing and Sk8ing.
